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A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes! Doctor: I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude! Pastor: Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him. [dramatic pause] Hi George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they? George: Oh, yes, that's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for

A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!" The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?" "It's a special golf ball," says the salesman. "You can never lose it!" "Whattaya mean," scoffs the golfer, "you can never lose it? What if you hit it into the water?" "No problem," says the salesman. "It floats, and it detects where the shore is, and spins towards it." "Well, what if you hit it into the

Toonie Playday is back in 2013 with six events scheduled; but this year the winner receives all the Toonies plus a $100 Gift Certificate in the Pro Shop. All you need to enter is a Toonie, a current handicap factor and to be a Wintergreen member. Further rules will be posted in the Pro Shop. Mark you calendars; the 2013 Toonie Playday schedule is: Saturday, June 8 Sunday, June 23 Saturday, July 6 Sunday, July 21 Saturday, August 10 Sunday, September 15